30 fun-filled letters! Blogging with a purpose?!

So, I was stumbling around online, doing what I do best, and I came across this idea: 30 letters to different people (well okay, some repeats in my case). But I thought "hey I can make this super hilarious and not at all touchy feely like it should be!"

And so I am.

Here is the list:

Day 1 — Your Bestfriend
Day 2 — Your Crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your dreams
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend
Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
Day 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to
Day 12 — The person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain
Day 13 — Someone you wish could forgive you
Day 14 — Someone you’ve drifted away from
Day 15 — The person you miss the most
Day 16 — Someone that’s not in your state/country
Day 17 — Someone from your childhood
Day 18 — The person that you wish you could be
Day 19 — Someone that pesters your mind—good or bad
Day 20 — The one that broke your heart the hardest
Day 21 — Someone you judged by their first impression
Day 22 — Someone you want to give a second chance to
Day 23 — The last person you kissed
Day 24 — The person that gave you your favorite memory
Day 25 — The person you know that is going through the worst of times
Day 26 — The last person you made a pinky promise to
Day 27 — The friendliest person you knew for only one day
Day 28 — Someone that changed your life
Day 29 — The person that you want tell everything to, but too afraid to
Day 30 — Your reflection in the mirror

Okay, you guys, editing that list from a copy-paste was seriously the most annoying thing. EVER.

And here's Letter #1!

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Dear Best Friends (Yes I know you, reader, are surprised I have many, let alone one, best friends!)

You guys are awesome.

Seriously.

[I'm going to pinpoint the ones I feel pinpointing, but in a non-pinpointing way so that you can't tell if you're slightly less awesome than everyone else and didn't get included personally. HAH. Suck on THAT.]

I haven't known you for a long period of time, but we somehow became best friends along the way (at least I'd like to think so) (also it's not surprising we're best friends after all the crazy shit we've gone through). Thanks for being someone I can always talk to about basically anything. And at almost any time of day, too!

I wish everyone had a best friend like you. You're probably the nicest person I know, and hilarious too! I'm glad I met you, even if it was a little painful at first (this is a literal painful).

The two of you along with me make the most amazing trifecta ever. I'm glad the two of you met each other and hit it off so well, because spending time with both of you is the only reason I really bother coming home any more. Well that and my bed. And my kitchen. And my...

I'm glad we stuck it out through our tough years of high school. I found a fellow nerd in you and together we probably had the most hilarious, insane, and degrading-yet-loving conversations two people could have. And oh yeah, YOU'RE UGLY. But I love you. It's okay. (Yeah, your mom may have paid me to say one of those phrases...)

How have we only known each other for a year?! How did we because the most awesomest people alive?! I don't know, but you were one of the strongest reasons I didn't leave school. I think I confided in you first, before anyone else knew how hurt I really had been. And, after that, we've basically been inseparable :P

I've only very recently been spending buckets of time with you. Buckets which I wish were the equivalent of BATH TUBS OR OLYMPIC SIZED POOLS. Because you're that freaking cool. Seriously, we have hilarious back and forths, feeding off each other. I'm bummed I only have a little time left with you. But WE WILL CONQUERRRRR, erm. I mean.

[Those were all the nice, lovey dovey ones. Here are the bitches.]

You (this is a collective you) single handedly ruined an entire year for me. Thank you, for pretending to care, and then throwing me to the side like the McDonald's cup that you throw out your going-way-over-the-speed-limit car while you cruise down a highway kicking puppies out the window, excuse me, fucking DEFENESTRATING puppies. You suck *that* much. Luckily for you, your lives will be filled with people like yourself. And I'm glad it's not me. Also, McDonald's? Really? Ew.

You frustrate me constantly. I don't understand why you act the way you do. What makes you think you're better than the rest of us? Enjoy the real world, because it's about to kick you in the ass worse than going-to-summer-boot-camp-instead-of-the-beach. Gear up!

Sometimes I think about you. Then I remember why we're not best friends any more. Because you wanted exclusivity. And I was all "BITCH PLEAAAAASE let me have other friends!" So I picked option B. And I'm having fun. SUCKAHHHH.

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Whew! That was a handful! I hope that wasn't too sappy for you, and more humor filled and "OMG WHICH ONE IS ME! I HOPE I AM AWESOME ENOUGH TO GET A PERSONAL NOTE."

Yeah, if you bothered to read this far, you totally deserve one :P

Tomorrow: A letter to my crush. Teaser title: "Dear Professor Snape..."

--R.